doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 


IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE


NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND



at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours



you used the wrong flag France

doctorholmesofhogwarts:

rainflaaash:

districtnineand-three-quarters:

accio—loki:

valkyriesmith:

solveitwithchocolate:

iou-a-fall-smeagol:

eleanull:

thechimeraresistance:

tltty:

if this eggplant gets less than 5 million notes i’m going to be so upset

Reblogging because eggplant

Fewer than 5 million notes. Fewer. Not less. 

I believe that it is called an  aubergine. 

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IN AMERICA WE LET EGGS BE PLANTS BECAUSE FREEDOM


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In Britain we let those AUBERGINES live once we heal them with our FREE HEALTH CARE

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NOBODY CARES, ENGLAND

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at least America came up with their own word and didn’t steal ours

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you used the wrong flag France

All of this would be just awfully terrifying if you had any proof whatsoever.

cloysterbell:

Dear tumblr,

You now have links to two straight hours of Scenes From A Hat from the show Whose Line is it Anyway.

You’re welcome.

Fic: I’d Ask If I Had the Words

gleekto:

Rating: NC-17 
Pairing: Kurt/Blaine
Word Count:  4400 words
Summary: 3.05 fic. This is the episode itself. Kurt. Shifting, and accepting, and communicating what he wants.

A/N - I wrote this on LJ about two months after the episode. I re-read it last night, as I may do a pre-quel to this. I never tumbled it. If you like firsts, and sweet, communicating Kurt and Blaine becoming lovers…well, here you go.
There is a sequel (the morning after), if you like this one.
Comments are my warm milk at bedtime.


What exactly does he think he’s doing? Kurt sighs to himself as he stretches out on Blaine’s bed, both somewhat exasperated and somewhat mesmerized by the high-energy gracefulness of his boyfriend. They have exactly twenty five minutes until Blaine’s mom comes home from work, Blaine has de-bowtied himself, nonchalantly flinging off his button-down shirt, leaving only his little white t-shirt with buttons undone at the top. And what is he doing? He’s bopping around carefree to the beat of the music, oblivious to the fact that his little t-shirt is revealing his perfectly toned biceps,  his pants fitting just tightly enough that Kurt can’t help but look at his ass. It’s not his fault.  He could be on the bed with Kurt, lips and hands and those bare arms in front of him, and an empty house. But no. He would rather be taunting Kurt with his unintentional sexuality while giving Brian Ferry a high five. Kurt wonders if it’s cluelessness or Blaine’s inner gentleman shining through but he wants to put a stop to it, wants Blaine to jump him. Right now.

“Do you think I’m boring?” is what he says instead.

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Breakeven, chapter 4

forgetslyrics:

previous part

He’s used to the silences. Even in his scant amount of experience as a practicing psychiatrist, he’s still had far too many people come into his office with misconceptions.

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